This just in: Cecil the lion and Barbaro the non-lion horse
just met in animal heaven and talked things over. The meeting was amicable but short because
lions and horses don’t share a common language, unlike dolphins and woodchucks
of course. After using the obvious
choice of a swan as an interpreter, both Cecil and Barbaro realized that
humanity is very strange indeed.
Then Cecil ate Barbaro.
Oh, cruel fate! Fortunately the
fake outrage in animal heaven is quite loud right now.
Why are you still reading this?
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