|Here John Shaft employs the art of negotiation.|
|Critics wish their bashing comments could be as smooth as these coats.|
If you think you can ever be as cool as a leather-clad Roundtree
swinging into a room while firing a gun, you never will be. Just give it up.
|I hope this cigar appreciates being smoked by this icon.|
|Even this many Junior Mints aren't as cool as Shaft!|
|"I said, can you dig it?!"|